So, I had all four wisdom teeth out on Monday, and while I’ve avoided the Vidocin after the fact, there were a few fun moments while the anesthesia wore off. Other than the first one, I vaguely remember all of these. From what I recall, I intended all of them to be jokes, but honestly, who knows.
1) When asked if I wanted to keep the teeth, I sad yes because “I wanted to make earrings and a necklace for Erin (my fiance).”
2) For whatever reason, I’m fascinated by knifes, so it was natural that I inquire about them. Apparently the MN State Fair was on my mind when I asked if they got their knives from the 80 year old man who makes outdated and inappropriate comments while selling the latest cutlery in the Merchandise Mart.
3) While lightly flicking my right earlobe, I asked if they gave me monkey ears while I was under.
4) When talking about possible reasons I would need to come back in, I said “Can you give me gills if I have to come back in, because ‘I’m not that strong a swimmer’.” I am particularly impressed by this one seeing as I was referencing the above semi obscure SNL bit and still tried doing his “accent.”
